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THE "OG" TOURIST*
T H E L A S T B E S T
R E S O R T D I VA
OG Tourist Bigfoot
Fixing Clutch
Hiking Glamping
Fishing
"OG" Tourists feel
most at home in a
Subaru with at least
323,000 miles on it.
In many cases,
it
is their home.
The Last Best Resort Diva loves
places in Montana that have local
flavor, but without the pesky locals.
The average OG Tourist has visited Montana 406 times, and will never hesitate to
tell the story of how picked up a hitch-hiking writer William Hjortsberg, and was
in a scene with Jeff Bridges of "Rancho Deluxe" that didn't make the final cut.
Puts the "tan" in Montana. Propensity for falling off of
things like cliffs, or into things like hot springs, mouths
of bears, all to get the perfect selfie.
Records every minute of her time in the state,
but can't remember any of it.
Would rather look at duckfaces than actual ducks.
Well-worn sandals that have conformed
completely to the shape of their feet.
Easily confused with possible Bigfoot tracks.
83% of dogs owned
by "OG" Tourists are
named "Blue."
You'll most likely find the tracks left by a Resort
Diva's hiking heels backing toward the edge of
a cliff or off the boardwalk around geothermal
areas as she tries to capture the perfect selfie.
TRACKS
FUN FACT
NATURAL HABITAT
SPECIES
VARIATIONS
DEFINING CHARACTERISTICS
TRACKS
NATURAL HABITAT
SPECIES VARIATIONS
DEFINING CHARACTERISTICS
"Man, you should have
seen this place before it
was all condos! By the
way, when's Brewfest
this year?"
OVERHEARD
OVERHEARD
"I heard that lake was
totes pretty, but there
wasn't any cell service
so I didn't go. No bars,
no way."
Hitchhiking
* "OG" is slang for "Original Gangster"—someone who
is known to be the first to do something. Although in this
case, "OG" can simply stand for "Old Guy"
