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Distinctly Montana Summer 2018

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W W W. D I S T I N C T LY M O N TA NA . C O M 13 CONTINUED W W W. D I S T I N C T LY M O N TA NA . C O M 1 DISTINCTLY MONTANA'S LIGHT-HEARTED SKETCHBOOK FIELD GUIDE TO SUMMER TOURISTS TRACKS S UMMERTIME IN MONTANA IS GREAT TO GET OUT AND ENJOY ALL OF THE AMAZING ACTIVITES THE TREASURE STATE HAS TO OFFER. And one of our favorite activities is to watch all the people as they visit. Some of the tour- ists can be as interesting as our wildlife, so we created this handy guide to help identify the colorful visitors you may see this summer! Tourista Maximus can usually be found back- ing his gigantic personal bus into parking lots of National Park attractions. And Walmarts. Always Walmarts. While the eyesight of Tourista Maximus seems to be within normal human range, biologists are still at a loss to determine why they carry cameras with lenses big enough to capture close-ups of distant galaxies. Flip-flops or sandals are the distinctive footwear for Tourista Maximus, and can be found in white or black sock varieties. Black-footed Summersandal White-footed Summersandal Look for the number of vehicles being towed by the gigantic bus to identify which species of Tourista Maximus you have encountered. Tourista Maximus, Retired Tourista Maximus, Family Getaway Tourista Maximus, Absentee Father NATURAL HABITAT SPECIES VARIATIONS eep! eep! eep! eep! TOURISTA MAXIMUS DEFINING CHARACTERISTICS You're Not From Around Here, Are Ya? OVERHEARD "Honey, the Early Bird Special doesn't start till four!" written and illustrated by ROBERT RATH

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