Distinctly Montana Magazine

w w w . d i s t i n c t l y m o n t a n a . c o m 5 9 Ranch Truck! Ranch Truck! w w w . d i s t i n c t l y m o n t a n a . c o m 5 80% OF TRUCK EXTERIOR IS CHROME TO MATCH SHINY NEW COWBOY BOOTS DASHBOARD DISPLAY HAS MORE LIGHTS AND BUTTONS THAN A SPACE SHUTTLE CONTROL PANEL CUPHOLDER WITHIN CUPHOLDER SPECIAL CUPHOLDERS NOW STANDARD FEEL LIKE DRIVING A PILLOW WITH THE SMALLEST STEERING WHEEL EVER DESIGNED! T he perfect truck for the new Montanan who wants to look like a rancher but doesn't want to get anywhere near smelly cattle. With an over 300 horsepower engine, you'll easily pass plenty of real horses on your way in to town and back. Sunsets just don't get better than the ones reflected off this truck's all-chrome exterior. E ven though you live in Montana, you shouldn't have to experience any of the Big Sky's harsh realities, right? Seal yourself in the ZILLOW ZEPHYR'S hermetic luxury and ignore anything inconvient, from poor weather to poor people. New stealth energy technology eliminates a fuel gauge, because if you drive this car, who cares how much gas it uses! The patented dashboard display features an odometer, curbside monitor to your favorite take-out spots, and real-time price estimates of your house. W hat does the future hold for Montana vehicles? More energy efficient cars and trucks? Precise auto- mated tractors and farm equipment? A shift away from individual driving to mass transportation in our National Parks? Perhaps, but one thing is for sure: that 1975 Subaru is going to outlast all of them. Ranch Truck! Ranch Truck! Zephyr Zephyr Zillow Zillow Down e Road? Down e Road? The "No Ranch" Special Cow Poop Resistant Tires! Black Armor Approved by Secret Service Matching Shoes Complete Your Whole Lifestyle Ensemble! Happy Trails! Special "Baby's Bu " Smoo Truck Bed Coa ng! E D I T I O N P R E M I U M ALL HAT, NO CATTLE Zoom Past Any of Life's Problems in Your Feel e U ra-Powerful Maximum-Power Power Steering

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