Distinctly Montana August 4, 2017

Police Report from The Flathead (Animal Farm version) (courtesy The Kalispell Daily Inter Lake Someone reportedly called the Kalispell Police Department requested to speak to an officer about a mouse he found in his house. A caller said a man told her he was going to walk up to a lake and sit there until a bear ate him. A female was allegedly yelling about spiders in her hair while she was attempting to check in at a local hotel. A woman reportedly came across a mountain lion while out jogging on Texas Avenue, according to Whitefish Police. Someone reported finding a pile of bones while out for a walk and was unsure whether they might be human. Officers determined the bones were deer remains. Flathead County Sheriff’s Office received a report of dozen pigs allegedly seen squealing down Montana 35. The bovine buds reportedly escaped from a farm off the highway. A man was called to use a bucket of grain to lead the pigs home. A rogue dog was reported for sneaking over to his neighbor’s house and pooping on the lawn, according to Whitefish Police. A large brown bull was reportedly seen wandering through a resident’s yard on Smith Lake Road.